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If I were a rich man
… a diddle pussy grab, a diddle diddle pussy grab
Sight lines.
Bet you he asked good 'ole grok how to appear dominant over Epstein files.
“What are you trying to build?” one reporter shouted.
“Missiles,” Trump responded, presumably joking. “Nuclear missiles,” he repeated while making the gesture of a rocket launching.
Trump then ignored a question on Gaza and walked back inside.
If someone wrote this into a script, they would have gotten fired
presumably joking
This sane washing is gonna get us all killed.
… This is one of those comments where I’m sure it’s a joke until the last bit, and now I am obligated to actually open the article and find out.
E: yep, there it is at the very bottom.
Reminds me of a film called The Magnificent Three
Totally unrelated. But I just learned that the longest sniper kill ever recorded was 3.5 kilometers…
Careful, gonna get yourself on a list…
Bruz we are all on a list.
He’ll even I’m on a list
I’m probably already on several.
By a Canadian!
I know they don’t need directions to the Whitehouse
Falling off a roof works too.
Thats cool. Release the Epstein files.
Turns out, the files are not on the roof. I would check the bathrooms and pool closets.
Do a flip!
Neat!
What a splendid day to be on the roof, Mr. President. Now, pray tell, what’s your involvement on the Epstein files?
WTF? Yeah sure, I want to see receipts.
Trump said it was “Just more ways to spend my money,” adding “Just more ways to spend my money for the country.”
“Anything I do is financed by me,” he stressed.
Omg he’s going to commit.
to bad he did not take the fast way down.
Ok that’s getting out of hand. How comes an old dumb fart’s roof walk is in the news.
Lookin for Jimmy and Willy’s spent roaches. Or some Obama solar panels to tear off in spite.
Reaching fascism via dementia, just incredible
Seems like another addition he thinks pairs with a ballroom.
He’s planning out where to build the new McDonalds concession
A food court is genuinely possible.
The only thing thats predictable about Trump is he will lie, and be unpredictable. Some days I legit think he’s literally lost his mind, just a husk of a person being weekend at bernies strode around with strings on his hands…
