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minus-squareBigDiction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 个月前You forfeit your Alpha Male Club membership and any dues paid immediately. You are disqualified from ever becoming a Navy SEAL. If your favorite sports team wins a championship it will have nothing to do with you being a fan. If you have any male cats they are promoted to King (s) of the house. It’s brutal.
minus-squareNasan@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 个月前That’s a different club, the man club really only gets you discounts at certain motel chains, sorta like AAA. You automatically decline roadside assistance though, because man.
You forfeit your Alpha Male Club membership and any dues paid immediately.
You are disqualified from ever becoming a Navy SEAL.
If your favorite sports team wins a championship it will have nothing to do with you being a fan.
If you have any male cats they are promoted to King (s) of the house.
It’s brutal.
That’s a different club, the man club really only gets you discounts at certain motel chains, sorta like AAA. You automatically decline roadside assistance though, because man.