Sneezing is never normal
Found the nerd fighter?
I like to say, “I completely agree.” and, to someone else, “They’ve got a point.”
“Couldn’t have said it better myself” for me.
I use all of the above, but sometimes mix it up with “are you sure?” or “I’m not sure I agree with that”
AH-choo!
“Are you sure I agree with that?”
I usually go with either “don’t say shit like that to me” or “fuck’d you say bout my momma?”
Are you Garfield?
In germany some real life examples are:
- "aufwischen! ": get a mop
- "stirb leise! ": die qietly
Shut up.
“Oh Jesus christ! Go open a window and wash your hands.” Was what my Dad liked to say…
“Why did you do that”
Saying bless you after a sneeze makes no sense at all. I’m not in the business of blessing people.
You get one blessing. Multiple sneezes are a scam for more blessings. If I keep blessing you, what’s your incentive to ever stop sneezing?
achoo - Bless you.
achoo - You only get one.
achoo - Stop that.
“This one would bless you, but you don’t want the attention of these ones gods~.”
“This one does not mean to be rude”
You would be unsurprised to learn that this one regularly evokes this reaction from people ^_^
I always admired BioWare’s attempts to represent more ways of being than those enforced by convention. The universe is a big place with room for us all.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations <3
Gazebo
“Ew what was that? Do you do that all the time? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.”
“Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze.”
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
It’s not a real sneeze if there’s no echo
Oh hell no, I HATE loud sneezers. There is NO reason to scream when you sneeze. Get your shit together.
Have some goddamn respect for yourself.
I have enough self respect not to let other people tell me how to sneeze, thank you very much
Sell me this bible
This bible was vibecoded on the blockchain.
