return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11cross-posted to: worldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up113arrow-down1external-linkMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square30fedilinkcross-posted to: worldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgnottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoAnswering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWhy were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoIf they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
minus-squareBassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHonestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThey messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data