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minus-squaresanosuke001@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96·2 years agoYeah good luck to southeast states during hurricane season and Texas during Ted Cruz Cancun season
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 years agoplease don’t. we don’t need that asswipe having children.
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·2 years agoYou know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 years agoLiberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·2 years agoToo bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members. Red states don’t have shit.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·2 years agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoIf the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoI’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoAs the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
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Yeah good luck to southeast states during hurricane season and Texas during Ted Cruz Cancun season
Fuck Ted Cruz.
please don’t. we don’t need that asswipe having children.
Too late.
Seconded
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
I salute you, sir.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.