Come, sit down, I won’t hurt you. You see me, I see you too. Let’s look into each others eyes until they’re tied. You don’t want not like that.
Young kitty, you don’t get to look at me like that until you pay rent and buy groceries.
run for your life and don’t look back
Uncanny valley effect in full
Looks like some kind of fae. Run.
Please elaborate
This Terry Pratchett (GNU) quote pretty much explains it (he uses the term “(Discworld) elves”, but given that Lords and Ladies is clearly based on A Midsummer’s Night Dream the quote equally applies to any kind of fae, and not necessarily, for instance, to Tolkien or DnD elves):
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.
Thank you)
Cat looks like it’s settling in to have a serious conversation with you about the catnip it found in a shoebox hidden in your closet.
"what’s wrong babe? Your not in the mood ?
- it’s not that… it’s the cat…
- c’mon, he just a pet, he doesn’t understand what we’re doing.
- 😺: don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here."
Soon ™…
Very soon now…
Looks like a damn goblin puppet from labyrinth
This is so fkn weird
Horror
But what kind
Arcane? Fae?
Everybody check your trinkets and see which is glowing. We need an ID on this creature before initiative.
Anybody got a sense evil spell prepared?
Someone edit the cats shadow to look like a demon or something
i got you
Literally perfect
Not sure if “Steve, we need to talk” or “I’ve been watching you in your sleep.”
The first thought that came to mind for me was, “hello susan. You’re right on time. Please, have a seat.”
Where are my testicles, Steve?
Probably both. Happy Halloween!
Yeah I’m straight up dying from a heart attack if I woke up and saw that.
What the fuck
What the fuck
Yeah if my cat did that. I could never believe they weren’t sentient or inhabited by another entity again.
I can’t stop looking at it
It won’t let me stop looking at it
Please
Nah this is fucked.
