- “That’s why I’m so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I’m a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker.” - Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that’s going to show up in this upcoming civil war? - I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51. 
 
- I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors. 
 
- My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society… - Should I keep scrolling the comments to find an ICE raid/raid shadow legends joke… - If you don’t see it, do it yourself ;) 
- More like: - Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm… (something something forgot the phrasing). You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!* - *We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law 
 
- No they’re not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap. - Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke… - I’ve never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone. - Sennheisers are great, I’ve been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me. 
 
 
 
- “Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…” - Just for the curious - don’t. Anything but Nord - What’s wrong with it ? - No independent security checks, CIA honeypot, shit like that 
 
 
 
- come home to utter loss and sadness. - come home to the flavor of Simple Rick. 
- You shouldn’t commit an insurrection, but if you accidentally stormed the whitehouse and assassinated a politician, you’re gonna need a good lawyer, but if you need great lawyer, contact my law firm. You don’t just need a legal team, you need the eagle team! 🙃 
- I too enjoy Robert Evans work - Robert: “Speaking of murdering kids” - Sophie: “Jesus Christ Robert” - Robert: “Buy these products instead” - Sophie: “ok I guess” - Look at least this way they’re working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death 
 
- I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island - I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didn’t understand that it was parody. - The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter. - The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastards… 
- Sometimes I worry if he is accidently creating parasocial issues with some people. - deleted by creator 
 
 
 
- Sponsored by Raytheon…. 
 
- And when the apocalypse hits, I’ll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking! - Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall! - I still can’t believe France just did exactly that in 2025. 
 
 
- you joke but how do i escape this hell hole? - The only way out is through. - The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family - Well shit, we are going to have to build a wall then. And make the americans pay for it. 
 
 
- Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up. 
 
- “When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.” - All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor! 
- They’re anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean. 
 
- deleted by creator 
- This is YouTube as well 
- Pepperidge Farm remembers… 
- Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I’m not going to blame people for needing money. 
- Take their ad money and call them out anyway. 











