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minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 days agoClams mostly eat shit that falls to the sea floor
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoAnd we put shit on the ground so our plants grow better. I say cut the middleman.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoThey’re blissfully unaware that it’s shit, though 🤷
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoSeriously, could you imagine if delicious food that we enjoyed just lazily drifted down from the sky? Hot wings from heaven sounds dope as hell.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 day agoIncidentally, Hot Wings From Heaven was also the name of the chicken themed barbershop quartet I sang bass in.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning…
minus-squareVelypso@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoOh… so they’re trump supporters… nvm, I dont want to be a clam.
Clams mostly eat shit that falls to the sea floor
And we put shit on the ground so our plants grow better. I say cut the middleman.
They’re blissfully unaware that it’s shit, though 🤷
Seriously, could you imagine if delicious food that we enjoyed just lazily drifted down from the sky? Hot wings from heaven sounds dope as hell.
Incidentally, Hot Wings From Heaven was also the name of the chicken themed barbershop quartet I sang bass in.
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning…
Oh… so they’re trump supporters… nvm, I dont want to be a clam.