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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

They don't know

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They don't know

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

    • vithigar@lemmy.ca
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      It’s more than a feeling.

      • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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        13 hours ago

        It’s probably a stomach ache

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        When I hear that old song they used to play.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Mayonnaise Georg

  • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    20 hours ago

    They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      I feel called out by this

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    But they probably have a hunch

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      Their cardiologist knows

  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    This is the champion mayo-fiend

    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Or this guy?

  • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca
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    They might not even know that it wasn’t funny tasting yoghurt.

  • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said “It smells great. What are you cooking?”. It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      I’ve done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

        But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

      • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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        Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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          Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

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            Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It’s common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean “tacos” which barely count as tacos. So I’m wondering if mayonnaise “sandwiches” are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren’t ubiquitous.

            • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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              Yeah I believe that counts.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      🤢🤮

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      It’s good for you.

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    I feel like if you’re even a contender you probably know. It’s a condiment, but I guarantee there’s someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

  • Colonel Panic@programming.dev
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    probably a Dutchie

    • Flagg76@lemmy.world
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      Lol i thought “that could actually be me”.

      Yes I’m Dutch…😁

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        Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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    My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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      The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch… 🤢

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      I watched this twice

      What is wrong with me

      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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        Lmao not nothing.

      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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        You found your kink.

    • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world
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      Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      Nah it’s gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

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        From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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      I’m speechless.

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

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    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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      Beautiful 👏

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      That gets worst as it progresses.

      • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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        But in a good way.

        • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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          Yes and no.

          It’s confusing.

          I did not want to laugh but I couldn’t avoid it.

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    I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

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    Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that guy’s videos.

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    I know Who Is It

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