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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoAutomatically makes you Jewish if you aren’t already. If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoAt which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoTIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoFor that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.
Automatically makes you Jewish if you aren’t already.
If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
At which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
TIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
For that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.