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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

The heart wants what the heart wants

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The heart wants what the heart wants

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    Sorry, it’s a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.

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      Prude

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      Jesus judgy much? Have fun dying alone this is what everyone wants nowadays

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      Have you tried it? You never know, it may awaken something in you. Some are born to be ass men!

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      Not sure how I would know how to respond to “Heee-hawww”.

      Or, “Heeee-eeeee-eee-haw-haw” if she’s feeling whimsical.

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    Boyfriend cuts her open. “It’s RAW!”

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      Fucking raw, please

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    “My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”

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      Is this why grannie porn is trending in my area?

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    Screenshot meme and send it

    It degrades the quality which thus adds psychological incentive

    Source: am shitposting ho

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    I guess a threesome would make her an idiot sandwich?

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    I guess behave like a reality TV subject?


    No, for real, just tell them.

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    …instruct him. /s

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    I’ll show you how to brûlée an ass!

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    Where’s the lamb sauce? Where’s the lamb saaauuce???

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