- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Imagine prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this public and embarrassing way. Sheesh.
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Keep bending down and kiss the ring, Tim. You’re not low enough, keep going…
Plot twist: It’s loaded with spyware to gain leverage over Trump and blackmail him.
literal fucking bribery
Lmao I hope it’s fake or thinly plated gold on a lead base
I don’t get why people are NOW saying he’s trying to appease trump. He’s been doing it for years. He was front row at his inauguration right next to other billionaires.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-is-back-on-trumps-good-side-the-cost-600-billion-113413035.html
“The move comes after Trump threatened to place a 25% tariff on Apple’s iPhones made overseas and in the face of a potential 100% tariff on semiconductors.”
Pussies
enthusiastic dick sucking noises
Like in the grapefruit technique video.
His name really is Tim Apple now.
So, where are y’all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?
So, where are y’all going to hang
your mandatoryTrump?portraitsi kinda like how they dealt with gaddafi. i think thats the way to go.
And start practicing goose stepping for the invasion force parades.
Giving him a literal gold bar (though disguised as a stand) is stereotypical buying El Presidente in a Banana Republic bullshit.
I had to look it up: 24 karat is the purest form of gold. So yeah it’s a gold bar 100% lmfao
Cook isn’t handling it like solid gold though (it looks too light). I bet it’s 24 karat gold plated zinc.
You might be right. Looks light indeed for true gold.
Sounds like the US’ chickens coming home to roost. After creating those conditions with their CIA elsewhere for decades.
I’m not buying any more iPhones. I got used to them and just continued buying them. But no more.
You going to get the Trump phone, right!?
Of course he has his own phone. Let me guess, it randomly charges your account and you can’t cancel the plan?
Lmao actually this is accurate. If I can find the article again I’ll share it
Lol, thanks for the chuckle.
Now that’s pathetic. Whatever happened to apple? What was even the latest cool thing they did? Seems almost irrelevant now
Didn’t you watch the video? They turned a gold bar into a “stand.” Truly revolutionary, Tim apple.
Wait for the price tag on the upcoming golden monitor stand.
Seems like someone is worried about tariffs on iPhones. Sadly, this will probably work too.
