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Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house…
Is it the average landlord?
I GOT IT!! it’s a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
Where is c/turtle when I need it?
Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.
I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.
And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.
there’s a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
Bivalves. At least when you’re not eating them.
It’s Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
Why does that look like Donald trump
It’s the dead soulless eyes
But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
Battletoads!!!
Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.
I’m more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
🤔
Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
I’m saying that .5 is something like a bagworm. Not born with it, but is ingrained into its DNA.
A one-walled lean-to?
Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.
Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.
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Turtle isn’t slimy
I’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.
Frog should be slime=probably
Turtle should be slime=maybe
And tortoise would be slime=no
A house
A flooded stilt house.
Certain coral species, maybe?
Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?
Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards
Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph
Snake no is house
House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.
A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
A landlord?
Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.
Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.
You’re the best kind of correct!
A married couple who are landlords.
They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger
1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
i’d pay for the onlyfans
🦀 🦀 🦀
Saint bernard?
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
Bro, that’s a regular old house.
How’d you get a house with no slime?
I was first in line.
i’d like to be last in line :) giggity
Barnacle.
A house.
Coral
Robot lawn mower
disabled hermit crab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had “only” 4 legs.
